| Ron Rants about Oil Reserves (9/22/00) | ||
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...Its one thing to tap the reserves because of a national emergency, but quite another to try and manipulate the fair market value in an open and otherwise (besides price) functioning market. I see two (now three) problems here: |
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| Rob Rants about A4 paper and the Metric System (3/01/01) | ||
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Rob Rants #2.... it's time The metric system doesn't impact a whole lot of average joes in this country. I mean, let's face it, when was a NASCAR fan from Tennessee really worrying if the race he's watching is in miles or kilometers? But there are those of us that get bit in the butt every now and then by the lack of standards the rest of the world is using. It's a challenge enough to try to bully them into the metric system, but what about one of the most basic and fundamental things in an office: paper. For someone who interfaces with Aussies, Kiwis, Japanese, Chinese, Brits, French, Danes, Dutch and 38 other nationalities, I can say they've got a plan to make me mad. It all comes around to paper. The A4 paper for those of you that are unaware is a different paper size that tons of other nations use. It's about 3/16 of an inch narrower BUT it gives you the bonus of 5/8 of an inch in heigh. So, I'm sure you're wondering how much an extra lousy 3.1 square inches is going to impact anyone's life? Well, enough so it won't fit into a copier right--the biggest logjam you've seen since the moron before you printed the Powerpoint slides (all 80 of 'em) right before you had to crank out the one pager for the meeting with the president of the company and the clients... of course it was starting in 2 minutes, but that printer was going nowhere. Also, I receive lots of stuff on A4 paper. Try to print it and the same printer that does the copying will stop you dead in your tracks and beg you to load A4 paper into Tray #4. Well, sorry we're short on that stuff and I didn't pick up any at Stapes or OfficeMax. Mostly because they're fighting the invasion and don't want to sell the stuff. I have to applaude them for this. However, I realize Microsoft knew they'd sell software to these nations so they put it into their software so they can continue their sneaky ways against me. Resizing to Letter size means you push a lousy line or two onto the next page. This means everything I get from Australian companies is just begging to throw off my print job and makes people ask questions like, "Why did you set the margins to print one line on page 2 anyhow?" The name A4 means nothing to me. At least "Letter" means something. What next, A4 sized post-it notes for reminders and on our 17 inch monitors? |
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